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LAME JOKE OF THE DAY: A HAMBURGER WALKS INTO A BAR AND HE ORDERS A BEER, AND THE BARTENDER SAYS
" SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE."
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TIP OF THE DAY:
TIP OF THE DAY: IF YOU SCRATCH YOUR REAR, DON'T BITE YOUR FINGER-NAILS!.... NEVER HIT A FAT MAN IN THE STOMACH WHILE HE'S
CHEWING TABACCO.... LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.... NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN.... SCARED COWS MAKE
THE BEST HAMBURGERS.
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